Thursday, June 26, 2014


Here are a few tips for single and most women that will help them get out a situation better than their attacker (s) …  
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Make sure you place 3 – 4 stickers like below around your apartment on your floor and invest in 300 rupee fake cameras.  Multiple cameras mean multiple records and people will avoid your door for the fear of being caught on tape!  
 A brinks sticker like the one below would also help on your door!

When you are alone in your house, and a person breaks in to rob you or you feel unsafe run into the kitchen.  That is your castle and if men believe that women belong in the kitchen then prove them right!  You alone know where the chili powder and turmeric are kept so grab those first and take fist fulls of any and all spices and rub them in the eyes and face of your would be attacker.  Also let them fall all over the floor! 

NO do not go for the knives… grab any and all glass items and start smashing them on the floor around your blinded attacker…  then push him so he falls on all the glass and then start kicking him so that he has to roll on it and cut him self even more.  Now the spices that fell on the floor will mix with his blood and he will be in extreme agony!
If you have Kerosene or Matti Ka Tel splash that on the intruder and set him ablaze!  If the guy is still not down then grab a knife because he will not be able to see you and hold is blade down (not like you use it for dinner)and start stabbing him quickly and rapidly after 10 or fifteen short stabs (the objective is to maim him and NOT get yourself into a murder charge) then run away.  

Areas to stab your attacker are the top of his feet and his calf muscle just above the ankle small of his back either side or his shoulders (missing vital organs thus causing immense pain and minimal bleeding) Then run away as fast as you can onto the street and make as much noise as you can!

You have landed in a city you do not know or abroad! If you need to get into a cab at any time of the day, whip out your cellphone and text his id and tag to people you know with the time you have gotten into the cab or car!  Then use the mobile to call your family or friend and pass on the details to them in the language the driver understands. Even if no one answers your call, the still text and put your phone on silent and pretend you are in a conversation loudly giving the details of the cab and the driver. The driver now knows someone has his details and he will be in serious trouble if anything goes wrong. He is now bound to take you home safe and sound. A potential attacker is now your DE fact o protector!
If the driver turns into a street he is not supposed to – and you feel you are entering a danger zone? Use your belt strap or the handle of your purse or your stole (dupatta) to wrap around his neck and pull him back really hard. Within seconds, he will react by slamming the brakes and feel choked and helpless. In case you don’t have a purse or stole just pull him back by his collar. The top button of his shirt would then do the same trick.

From the mall if you are walking to your car and are being stalked or followed then enter a shop or a house and explain your predicament. If it is very late at night and shops are not open, go inside an ATM box. ATM centers always have security guards. They are also monitored by close circuit television.  Fearing identification, no one will dare attack you.

Now if none of those are available makes sure you have a car alarm that you can trip and make a lot of noise to attract attention and start screaming!  Attackers hate noise and 80% of the times run away!

In unfamiliar surroundings like an apartment park garage if you are a woman and find yourself entering alone into an elevator and a man you do not know comes in and you feel uncomfortable then you should press every floor till the one you have to go to because no one will dare attack you in a lift that stops on every floor.

1.     HAIR SPRAY – make sure you carry hairspray as that is very irritating to the eyes and you can spray it in the eyes of any attacker to blind them temporarily!
2.     LIGHTER – After blinding them use the lighter to ignite the spray and burn their faces!
3.     SANITARY NAPKIN BAGS – Pakistani women do not generally use Tampons so make sure the bag you carry your emergency sanitary napkin in is thick strong and big!  You should open it and wrap it around the head of the attacker who is now blinded and burned if he is still coming after you and then suffocate him to unconsciousness NOT death!
4.     NAIL FILES / SCISSORS - Even if that does not stop him then carry thick steel sharp nail files or scissors to finish the job for you and do not stab him deep just multiple times making atleast 20 gashes all over him!
5.     NAIL POLISH REMOVER – This is acetone highly irritating to the skin and extremely flammable so if attacked spray your attacker with the nail polish remover, use the lighter to set him on fire and then run away!
6.     HOUSE KEYS / CAR KEYS – if an attacker grabs you and is hugging you use the keys to gouge him in his eyes. Do not punch elbow and knee your way to being released whilst gouging his eyes more and then running away!
7.     MOBILE SMART PHONES –set your mobile phone or ask your husband to engage ICE in it (In Case Of Emergency) – This should be an emergency code that will text your GPS location with pictures to 50 contacts and that you are in trouble! This softare is found on the web and can also be used for people who have medical conditions where they might require emergency medical help!  Apple Iphone 5s and Samsung Galaxy S5 have these built in features as well!
8.     STUN GUNS – Aghas in Karachi or any arms dealer can get you electric stun guns (they cost anywhere from 15000 rupees to 25000 rupees and are like a mobile phone!  All you need to do is keep it charged and tazer your attacker in his crotch and then his chest (Twice) it would be so painful that the man would not come near you again!

You should start screaming as loud as you can!  Remember that noise is the greatest enemy of a molester thief or attacker. But here’s what you should scream!
FIRE HELP! (AAG BACHAO) – In neighborhoods people are so scared to be involved in anything involving the law that they do not hear the cries of a woman in distress even if they want to! So if you scream fire then people will definitely come out to protect their own homes and families!  It’s a selfish world so take full advantage of it!  NO need to cry Chor or Rape as no one would really bother for the fear of their own safety!

Being mentally alert is the greatest weapon you have! 

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