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Thursday, August 26, 2010

THE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN DISASTER

Actually this piece started as Job opportunities in Pakistan as I was looking around to see that as our nation was in a slump what the market had to offer… Hmm… The private sector was awash with having to make up for all that it had evaded in taxes by forced donations (funny thing karma is huh!) The primary industry was wringing its laundry and looking for a clothesline… The secondary industry… well was extremely confused as everything they produced was really not essential any more… I tapped the tertiary industry which supports the other two and when I spoke to a friend who owned a very well known advertising concern I realized that even though he was extremely educated to do the job and having launched major products for international banks he was struggling to keep a smile under the hope that ALL IZ VELL…

Dismayed that there were no opportunities I started wondering that someone somewhere has to have some job be it even cleaning a toilet. As I rambled along my witch hunt I found a whole green pasture of jobs… Tada success! There is light at the end of the tunnel… so I walked down the tracks only to be run over by the freight train of anarchy. YOU cant call it corruption because an entire system supports this and again history is repeating its self as it did with the earthquake. In 2005 when the earthquake rocked us and shook our foundations we formed ERRA later on which was known as ERROR. Today the same mistakes are happening again. But only those who are in this circle of anarchy can tell…

I would like to first give you a reference of how the Nazis used to infiltrate and take over a country… Forget the Gas chambers and the concentration camps… They discovered how to control a lethal weapon – known as “human emotion” their plan was simple… they would have the most incompetent man placed at that element of government where his own stupidity would crumble that element of society and cause mass disaster internally and confusion… The minute the chaos would peak the Nazis would storm in and grab a hold of what they could…

Now look at this… There is a flood the first war cry came in the form of give us money – so all funding was stripped from those elements that sustained our culture… All foreign trips were cancelled… All leaves taken away and salaries deducted from those who could barely keep up with inflation… Pakistan invested in over 20,000 students who are under a contract to go abroad to complete their PHD’s and post graduate studies as long as they returned home to serve the country… These are our army of the future basically an educated lot that will come home and help create a better tomorrow with more educated decisions rather than over smart decisions made by those who were raised on a farm protecting serfdom. The insurance policy was a division created by the ministry of education and given the name of the Higher Education Commission. It is the HEC’s job to ensure that the funding for these Pakistani students is available so that these minds can return home and take responsibility for Pakistan. Sadly that will not be true… The funding has been stripped as education is not as important as re-directing funding to buying a whole new fleet of Volvo trucks… I dug this information of the web – thank you to the US government for posting the information.

Ok so the government’s investments over billions of dollars is getting rogered and the ministry and sadly the HEC’s chairman Javed Leghari will be humiliated as we all love to watch a good public clubbing when we wrongly accuse someone… But what to do… The real issue is that there are jobs available… your qualifications need to be…

You must have a politician relative… you must be metric pass with the ability to show the innocence of a virgin yet have the integrity of a prostitute… your dna strand has to have the characteristics of being a brilliant liar and you need to have a huge wad of cash… - if you do then guess what – you may invest in a future in becoming an disaster aid dispenser and allocator or an auditor…

I laughed so hard when I hear that the scores of applications were from people who had totally no experience or training leave alone understanding English who were from Sindh… the second highest ranking was that of those who had any relative who wanted to make an investment in Pakistan… So in short I must advise the HEC to pool whatever resources and deduct an entire one months salary of all employees… The ministry of education needs to go into the depths of hell and put on a pair of rubber gloves and find a demon they can invest in who is more corrupt than the butcher of hades so that he will guarantee that the past few years of investment does not get washed away by the chaos of this flood. The sanctity of the name Education needs to be put aside and we need to be butchers to fight for what actually might help re-build this country…

What I am writing about is social issues that will hit us if we do not look at them. We need to be proactive and not reactive and fight for a cause that is worth fighting for… if you give a man a fish you feed him for a day… now please educate this hungry man (Pakistan) so that he can feed his entire family…

If you have a voice and can write – then do so for a cause
If you are wondering how to save Pakistan then stop begging for pennies when your cuture is at stake…
If you are bored then use facebook or your messenger to send a message that without education there is no future…
If you have money to throw then give it to those who will honestly use it…
If you have a conscience then discuss education and be a part of the solution….
Or google the vendors who are handing out these jobs of dispersing aid… and keep your anarchist investors ready…

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