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Thursday, February 11, 2010

VALENTINES DAY DIVORCE

Life sucks and then .....  it sucks some more...  the shitty thing is that people actually get a kick out of breakups and divorces rather than the feeling of togetherness....  the only one buying any teddy bears is a kid who has just grown pubes and wants to be in the pants of some female who has not even started her period...

Husbands have become busy and the rate of inflation has fucked men into living in a world of credit in Pakistan...  the only things plastic in pakistan were drinks containers and condoms to keep you safe incase you decided not to extend your family with your wife...  today society has more plastic that will give you morning sickness and if that does not do the trick then theres enough plastic wrapped goodies like coke and k that will leave you with half a brain cell when you try to avoid the frustration of modern day peer and financial pressures...

In my ramblings I would like to state to you that I am referring to the fact that in adopting technology to keep in touch - WE HAVE STOPPED COMMUNICATING WITH OUR LOVED ONES...  if you actually look at the world around you rather than on your farmville / mafia wars or any other online escape means you will see that the number of teenagers who are walking around trying to be piggers (pakistani niggers) or white trash is increasing...  parents would rather dash off to a wedding because the governors son is getting married and they would be able to make a big hoo haa about it for months on end talking about the same boring people who they dont really care about rather than spending an evening finding out what the fuck is going through their 14 year old daughters head...

husbands would rather tug at their crotch sitting in some corporate office in lahore or islamabad and fantasize about some 6 foot 7 inch transvestite who has disguised himself as a 16 year old virgin who is dyingto be deflowered rather than go home and try to resolve unmended issues with their wives...  aunties as of late have more plastic on their face and inside their bras and act like ridiculous circus freaks just to prove to a dope smoking bisexual hairdresser "DID THEM" up...  the funny thing is that the plastic in their best freinds husbands wallet paid for all this denting painting and now the poor bastard is staring at porn in the office wondering who actually got rogered in bed...

yes i am obnoxious yes i am a radical so fuck you and your damn leased honda accord if you dont agree with me...  look inside yourself and try to understand the small nucleus (your family) and see if you can actually grow the balls to fix it...

what the fuck man its already valentines and the fucked up thing is that pakistan has more broken hearts than any where on earth...  this valentines day stop thinking about divorce - accept reality and get off the computer and talk to those who really want to know whats going on...

there is an old saying the truth shall set you free - but what they did not tell you that its going to be a fucking shitstorm when you start...  people dont like the truth so put down the murree vodka and your sheesha laced with charas and try at first being honest with your damn self...

when done give your family small doses - just like you did with k and coke and then watch them get high on you...

happy fucking valentines day...

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